I tried as BamBamCan, then as me.
Same result.
I miss you guys.
BUTT, not as much as you gals!
Now, my mookie/Dank buy-ins are wasted on the idiots.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
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Check out the Players numbers here kids....
I tried as BamBamCan, then as me.
Same result.
I miss you guys.
BUTT, not as much as you gals!
Now, my mookie/Dank buy-ins are wasted on the idiots.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
I tried as BamBamCan, then as me.
Same result.
I miss you guys.
BUTT, not as much as you gals!
Now, my mookie/Dank buy-ins are wasted on the idiots.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
No you Poker sucks! No me, Blog's OK....
Lately it seems to me, that poker has kicked my ass.
Worse than anything imaginable by you lot.
Let's try checking shall we?
BamBamCan: (is in the BB and) checks
FLOP: 2d-5c-2c
mymothersan8pe: bets $555
youRapeein: raises to $2655 and is ALL IN
BamBamCan: raises to $7465 and is ALL IN
mymothersan8pe: calls $6910
SHOWDOWN
mymothersan8pe: shows 5d-5h
youRapeein: shows Ac-10c
BamBamCan: shows 2h-2s
Turn: 2d-5c-2c[Kc]
River: 2d-5c-2c-Kc[5s]
mymothersan8pe: shows 5d-5h for four of a kind fives
youRapeein: shows Ac-10c for an Ace high flush
BamBamCan: shows 2h-2s for four of a kind twos
Flat out aggression?
Screw that!
I've learnt to fold a pair of 1's pre-flop!
But reducing my writing here,
may have been the best thing I've EVER done for this blog.
Honestly though, I really miss you kids at the tables.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
Worse than anything imaginable by you lot.
Let's try checking shall we?
BamBamCan: (is in the BB and) checks
FLOP: 2d-5c-2c
mymothersan8pe: bets $555
youRapeein: raises to $2655 and is ALL IN
BamBamCan: raises to $7465 and is ALL IN
mymothersan8pe: calls $6910
SHOWDOWN
mymothersan8pe: shows 5d-5h
youRapeein: shows Ac-10c
BamBamCan: shows 2h-2s
Turn: 2d-5c-2c[Kc]
River: 2d-5c-2c-Kc[5s]
mymothersan8pe: shows 5d-5h for four of a kind fives
youRapeein: shows Ac-10c for an Ace high flush
BamBamCan: shows 2h-2s for four of a kind twos
Flat out aggression?
Screw that!
I've learnt to fold a pair of 1's pre-flop!
But reducing my writing here,
may have been the best thing I've EVER done for this blog.
Honestly though, I really miss you kids at the tables.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
I beg you Gary Bettman....
GET OUT OF OUR GAME!
As a Brewers fan I was quite naturally concerned about the damage that Allan could do to the game of Baseball. As it always is with Beer, the greed was WAY stronger than "The Bud."
Baseball now lives on in parks that are empty.
With players AND owners wondering, "what went wrong?"
For once it wasn't simply "The Bud" that ruined the party. In fact despite that it pains me to admit it, Selig just may save Baseball from its cash whores. The guy might actually somehow manage to make the game of interest to the real fan once again.
But then there's Gary.
I submit quite simply dear Gary the short, NO miniscule! List of players exempt from The Hockey Hall of Fame today, should your UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE, did I mention idiotic? Rules about physical contact in Hockey apply.
1) John Stewart
2) Gordie Howe
3) Robert Gordon "Bobby" Orr
4) Joseph Richard Sr.
5) Robert Hull
All weak links in the Hall of course, I understand.
Perhaps in your supreme advisor roll of the last decade or so, I should go with a few players of more recent vintage?
Say these five?
6) Jethro
7) Ron Stevens?
8) Rod Langway
9) Allan MacInnis
10) Cameron Neely
The rules of Hockey before you Gary;
Smash the Hell out of the guy:
a) with your shoulders up
b) your elbows down (sorry Gordie!)
c) NEVER leave your feet
and
d) at all cost it's best to avoid the head and of course, hitting from behind.
e) SCREW RULE d), if the idiot is stupid enough to present himself in such a manor that makes it possible.
f) Head's up as you play AT ALL TIMES!
60 minutes
28 penalties
19 power plays
11 5 on 3's
Gary....
Really?
Get the fuck out of OUR game ASSHOLE.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
As a Brewers fan I was quite naturally concerned about the damage that Allan could do to the game of Baseball. As it always is with Beer, the greed was WAY stronger than "The Bud."
Baseball now lives on in parks that are empty.
With players AND owners wondering, "what went wrong?"
For once it wasn't simply "The Bud" that ruined the party. In fact despite that it pains me to admit it, Selig just may save Baseball from its cash whores. The guy might actually somehow manage to make the game of interest to the real fan once again.
But then there's Gary.
I submit quite simply dear Gary the short, NO miniscule! List of players exempt from The Hockey Hall of Fame today, should your UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE, did I mention idiotic? Rules about physical contact in Hockey apply.
1) John Stewart
2) Gordie Howe
3) Robert Gordon "Bobby" Orr
4) Joseph Richard Sr.
5) Robert Hull
All weak links in the Hall of course, I understand.
Perhaps in your supreme advisor roll of the last decade or so, I should go with a few players of more recent vintage?
Say these five?
6) Jethro
7) Ron Stevens?
8) Rod Langway
9) Allan MacInnis
10) Cameron Neely
The rules of Hockey before you Gary;
Smash the Hell out of the guy:
a) with your shoulders up
b) your elbows down (sorry Gordie!)
c) NEVER leave your feet
and
d) at all cost it's best to avoid the head and of course, hitting from behind.
e) SCREW RULE d), if the idiot is stupid enough to present himself in such a manor that makes it possible.
f) Head's up as you play AT ALL TIMES!
60 minutes
28 penalties
19 power plays
11 5 on 3's
Gary....
Really?
Get the fuck out of OUR game ASSHOLE.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
I'm not quite dead yet, in fact....
I feel like a new man!
I'd do the rather natural, guilt-free, some BS and/or other crap, for taking so long to post around these parts and all but hey, this kids been busy!
I suddenly have 210 more neighbours than I did before and honestly, (don't tell them, OK?) I really don't mind.
From no town living to small town living, it really only takes three simple things to make a difference.
1) Attitude - Yours, as much as theirs.
I've already made friends by;
a) Trying to lift more than one kid should ever try to do.
b) Opening two Beers at once, knowing full well that the second one wasn't for me.
c) Having the tools and know-how for the job, despite only being told what the Hell the job was a mere 45 seconds before the actual job.
d) Welcoming any new experience along the way.
e) Smiling.
2) A sense of belonging.
Most will try to tell you that you need to "feel it" from "the locals" before you get to experience it. My advice to you? Tell most of them to shut the fuck up!
Join in and have fun is one option.
The other you can wait for until you die.
On that one item kids, may I suggest that you choose wisely.
The last one is perhaps the most important, no matter what situation you may find yourself in.
3) Be yourself.
The very best way to be the you that you want others to love is really quite simple.
Be the you that you actually are.
Nobody makes me as crazy about you in that really insane and insatiable way....
as YOU do.
I've lived nearly 50,000,000 years practicing all three of those simple things but coming here to this Eden on Earth, I believe in them more now than I ever have.
Here's hoping my friends, you're somehow able to run like me.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
I'd do the rather natural, guilt-free, some BS and/or other crap, for taking so long to post around these parts and all but hey, this kids been busy!
I suddenly have 210 more neighbours than I did before and honestly, (don't tell them, OK?) I really don't mind.
From no town living to small town living, it really only takes three simple things to make a difference.
1) Attitude - Yours, as much as theirs.
I've already made friends by;
a) Trying to lift more than one kid should ever try to do.
b) Opening two Beers at once, knowing full well that the second one wasn't for me.
c) Having the tools and know-how for the job, despite only being told what the Hell the job was a mere 45 seconds before the actual job.
d) Welcoming any new experience along the way.
e) Smiling.
2) A sense of belonging.
Most will try to tell you that you need to "feel it" from "the locals" before you get to experience it. My advice to you? Tell most of them to shut the fuck up!
Join in and have fun is one option.
The other you can wait for until you die.
On that one item kids, may I suggest that you choose wisely.
The last one is perhaps the most important, no matter what situation you may find yourself in.
3) Be yourself.
The very best way to be the you that you want others to love is really quite simple.
Be the you that you actually are.
Nobody makes me as crazy about you in that really insane and insatiable way....
as YOU do.
I've lived nearly 50,000,000 years practicing all three of those simple things but coming here to this Eden on Earth, I believe in them more now than I ever have.
Here's hoping my friends, you're somehow able to run like me.
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
Advice from a Pro....
After reviewing the entire selection available at a small store in Minnesota, I went with this advice.
"May I suggest the aged Whiskey Sir?"
~21 year old clerk
:)
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....
"May I suggest the aged Whiskey Sir?"
~21 year old clerk
:)
My sincerest thanks for dropping by....